listen, you a wonder.
musings on the victoria's secret fashion show
holdaplaceforme: Boo to no good wife!
me: I know right! i'm upset. I don't want to watch a bunch of skinny bitches walk around to katy perry and akon.
me: i'm also not a fan of the lingering shots of katy perry's boobs.
holdaplaceforme: i know right. it makes me want to eat more ice cream. lol.
me: i want to eat a meal for them.
holdaplaceforme: this whole thing is creepy. some of the girls are barely 18.
me: its all a little gross.
holdaplaceforme: i do want all of the outfits though.
me: i hear you there.
holdaplaceforme: and their makeup artists
me: i think i want that more than anything
holdaplaceforme: i love how they keep showing Gerard Butler drooling in the front row.
me: LOL
me: was that a gratuitous crotch shot?
holdaplaceforme: yep. i do believe.
me: just checking. i don't think [the models] should be allowed to speak.
holdaplaceforme: yes. i agree. i'm enjoying the man show though.
me: you better believe i am too. did you see that bicep!! *swoon*
me: wft did they have chanel iman wearing?!
holdaplaceforme: wearing crazy.
me: LMAO
holdaplaceforme: i want an army of male gymnasts to follow me around
me: me too. we would all be the same height!
holdaplaceforme: LOL
holdaplaceforme: i love Akon!!
me: at first i was like whaaaat, but then i remembered!
Fuck Yeah, George!
Mr. Takei (yep, that’s Sulu from Star Trek) calls out the bigots.
(via missymissydee)





